@vivianisvulgar Which one?
@ass_dentata YES
@notkarleerose This is brilliant
5/ Bring out a kazoo and start playing along with the singing
4/ Make faces at the people singing, hoping to startle them enough to stop singing
3/ Start conducting the singing with a fork and knife as if you're a symphony conductor
1/ Smile and graze the tops of everyone’s head with your gaze. (Only works if more then one person is singing to you)
2/ Take a sip of your drink every time they say "happy birthday to you"
With my birthday right around the corner, I'm already getting anxious about what I'm going to do during the awkward silence when people sing 'happy birthday' to me. Here are my ideas on what to do during this uncomfortable moment. 🧵👇🏼
@marielombardo_ Nice kicks