When parents say, “Say excuse me!” to their children in public, they’re really saying, “Get the fuck out of my child’s way!”
It’s crazy to think that whether you lose one of your gloves, or both, it’s basically the same thing.
Tinder is a motherfucker https://t.co/L7XQtv5QBZ
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Ads nowadays be like: “I’m never deleting Facebook” “This is the best TikTok video” *shoe piece of media*
They really have someone at this liquor store asking people if they want a sample of CORONA?
On my way home https://t.co/072vyo24GR
One of the funniest things for me to observe on the subway is when there is a couple with two strong personalities in it and they accidentally separate and then neither wants to admit they’re wrong about where they chose to stand so they just act like strangers for two stops.
I thought this was a Snapchat lens
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I’m not saying it’s my favorite song, but the world wasn’t ready for the magnitude of having a record with Will Smith, Marc Anthony & Bad Bunny.