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• We’re really out here born too late to explore our world and born too early to explore the universe. Assed out.

  5/18/2019, 6:13:48 PMpermalink

• Back in the day we used to say, “saw that,” when a thug would show vulnerability.

  5/17/2019, 3:54:23 PMpermalink

• I’m the only one that bought data on this family trip. I’m drunk and my brother asks me, how are we getting back to the Airbnb now. I told him my phone wasn’t drunk.

  5/17/2019, 12:46:13 PMpermalink

• 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕

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  5/16/2019, 11:34:55 PMpermalink

• Woke up in an old city https://t.co/J9ULHdb7U0

  
  5/16/2019, 4:53:56 AMpermalink

• @hanabel Cutting them in a bowl of water

  5/15/2019, 12:37:10 AMpermalink

• Worst thing about buttoning a shirt to the top is when you have an itch around the top of your back you have to get naked to scratch it.

  5/14/2019, 8:59:20 PMpermalink

• I just performed the smoothest Metrocard swipe and no one was around to celebrate it with me.

  5/9/2019, 1:59:08 AMpermalink

• @368 Yes please

  5/8/2019, 4:22:06 PMpermalink

• @SHODesusAndMero #stop

  5/3/2019, 11:29:36 PMpermalink