@AJELKALLEJERO Wjhhha! Let me go with you!
@staticsomewhere Yellow
Stole this from @pussyhaikus https://t.co/93W23ia2B9
Duane Teade.
At Duane Teade buying deodorant (which has a lock on it). Asked an employee for the key, and he yells across the store, “Yo you got the key? (points at me) He needs some deodorant!”
“Self-Loathing Owner Puts Dog Up for Adoption After Realizing Dogs Are A Reflection of Their Owners”
@kwilli1046 Zombie apocalypse. Samurai sword is the best weapon, bicycle is the best vehicle.
@UnoCincoUno @_dannyphoto_ Bruh is this real?
@Swopes Same. I tried Bulbasaur one time and regretted by the Moon Cave.
@Esoterics_ I‘m not shit 😚