You used to be able to blow on your cartridges and they would work. Now I need a bachelors in computer science to get a Kinect to work.
I really like the venue I'm working tonight. @ Studio 450 instagr.am/p/QIe3V/
@NotesOfZephie damn man!
@NotesOfZephie the night you were supposed to come over a spark?!?!
Walking Dead on Netflix, motherfuckers! into.tv/i/KJbw
Most asked question for iPhone users as of late: "Did you get the update?"
Timberlake has to come out with another album. Forget the acting for a little. ♫ "My Love" by @jtimberlake sdtk.fm/n7HzFw
I once opened a umbrella in someone's face that was walking in the opposite direction as me. I Mary Poppins'd his ass.
Happy Birthday @oh_luluby!!
In case you're playing a game of Words & you're stuck with no vowels, here's some words that have none. goo.gl/EB598