RT @TheEllenShow: This might be the best holiday decorating I’ve ever seen. http://twitpic.com/3efuj7
Thurs. night Smackdown ~ @carolina_live: There's a little kid stomping super loud upstairs. I'm going to pile drive that fucker. #angrytweet
My brother asks me questions like, "What if they discovered a dinosaur, and it ate three people and one of them was a baby?"
Tang is a essential part of a young man's growth. — photo at Costco http://gowal.la/c/3659R
I just signed up for The Great Twitter Secret Santa! @TG_SecretSanta #twittersecretsanta shar.es/Xq6od
@diazash I do the vampire sneeze if I know it's going to be big one.
You can tune a guitar, but you can't tunafish! Thank you, thank you. I'll be here all week.
A short film about the Beastie Boys? Seth Rogen, Danny McBride & Elijah Wood?! SICK - http://bit.ly/fJ09TM
Sitting here, listening to Xmas music while I find the lyrics. So the cats out of the bag, I'm throwing a Xmas sweater karaoke party.
RT @BikeEXIF: H&R Erbacher The One is the latest #motorcycle feature on Bike EXIF: http://bit.ly/hBR9p9