I just got called mysterious. I'm not mysterious at all!! Or am I?
@diazash you shit out Bulls? Professionally?
First rule of hangover club is... Shhhhhhut the fuck up.
"DAMN PLAYA! THOSE TRICEPS ARE NICE! YOU SHAKEWEIGHT?"
RT @Astro_Wheels: The lights of Japan on a clear November night. These mosaics and patterns of light from our cities, towns and vill htt ...
@NotesOfZephie Steel Train?
Good morninggggg
LMAO ~ “@funnyordie: Cat hiccups and farts at the same time! THIS VIDEO WILL CHANGE YOUR LIFE!!!! http://r.FunnyOrDie.com/rkrbq”
RT @TSAgov: Picking-out America Haters on Nation Opt-Out Day will be like picking-out hippies at Burning Man. #tsa #tsagov
@Amazin_Andy at home at the time. That was right before I knocked out.