My mom says she can't wait for me to have kids so she can make fun of me when I struggle with them.
This crepes look like pancakes.
On the bathroom wall I wrote, I'd rather argue with you then to be with someone else.
RT @selectstrtgetup: New Stuff at the ETSY SHOP! http://etsy.me/bvkJyn OH YEAH!
Niiiiceee! Triumph pre-unit custom: http://me.lt/6DDc
@kanyewest's beats man, fucking beast.
Photo: my dad & uncle. untitled. October 2010. Rio Verde, Dominican Republic. http://tumblr.com/xgtqh3j4v
RT @sammbucca: RT if you love checkers <3
RT @God_Damn_Batman: Any TSA agent tries "patting down" my batjunk will learn how good their worker's comp coverage is REAL quick.
RT @gruber: Video of the new TSA airport scanners in action: http://dai.ly/aspdwB (full-frontal nudity).