RT @IAmJacksBot: @brian_felix Fuck Martha Stewart. Martha's polishing the brass on the Titanic. It's all going down, man.
RT @iamnotdiddy: White guys wouldn't get such a bad rap if they knew where the clitoris was.
@PeteyProtein BBM?!
If you had 24 hours left to live, what would you do? — Spend time with loved ones. http://4ms.me/asljgN
If you could have the starring role in one movie what would it be? — Edward Norton in Fight Club http://4ms.me/ceZ7gx
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RT @jimmyfallon: Plane tix on Thanksgiving cost 10% more this year. But lying to your relatives & saying you're too sick to make it? Sti ...
I just became the mayor of Wendy's on @foursquare! http://4sq.com/dm41iV
Mom's busy tonight so I have to stand in for her on my 16 year old brother's back to school night. Single moms, where are you?
RT @DJGoonie: H.A.T.E.R.S = Having Anger Towards Everyone Reaching Success