Who wants to do a five in five on Skype right now?
1 point for autocorrection on my iPhone. It makes me seem sober all the time.
Fightttttt! #worldcup #BRA V #CIV
Mad yellow cards in this game... I mean, there's an abundant amount of yellow cards in this game.
I'm all for #BRA, but I think there was a couple hand balls in that play.
I'm at @oh_luluby's house & she doesn't even come down to say hi.
Read this out loud: Alpha Kenny body
At least they know what the deal is — http://twitpic.com/1yhurq
http://j.mp/cFNYwy — LMAO! @aboog_SOP @Smoove_SoP
I'm at a Bar Mitzvah. I got walked to my table & greeted everyone with a salem malekim. Bad choice.