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• How do I find things to star you say? I just have saved searches for "your mom," "douche," "unicorn" & "masturbate."

  5/14/2010, 3:03:37 AMpermalink

• "unfollow" is the new "you're a douche bag"

  5/14/2010, 12:13:16 AMpermalink

• Baby please forgive me, I promise I'll change! I'll never wear these clothes every again.

  5/13/2010, 6:05:38 PMpermalink

• RT @theartmarket: $32.5m paid for Warhol tonight at Sotheby's NY is highest price ever for self-portrait by the artist

  5/13/2010, 3:32:36 AMpermalink

• iPhone auto-correct sucks when you're ducking argueing with someone!

  5/13/2010, 3:30:57 AMpermalink

• Looking back, I'm glad I worked at Panera during HS, it helped me hone my sandwich making skills. Related: I'm making this sandwich my bitch

  5/13/2010, 2:39:15 AMpermalink

• RT @bSCOLer: What happened to the word 'dank?' I'ma bring it back. ;)

  5/12/2010, 7:05:06 PMpermalink

• RT @ConanOBrien: I've decided to start tweeting about major world events, so I just read four newspapers. Man, is it me or can Garfield ...

  5/12/2010, 6:57:31 PMpermalink

• I favorited a YouTube video -- "Paparazzi" http://youtu.be/bxDlC7YV5is?a

  5/12/2010, 2:58:25 AMpermalink

• RT @globetrottgirl: Think you could spare a star or two every once in a while there, Leonardo da Stingi?

  5/12/2010, 2:54:28 AMpermalink