I'm fucking pooped.
@lexiifish I live in NJ, 5 minutes from NY. What state are you in?
@lexiifish where are we meeting up?!
RT @ladygaga: http://twitpic.com/18eaiq - I think the Pop Universe just imploded. Completely brilliant. Whoever made this: BRAVO.
Q:what do u mean, you don't remember me?i gu... A:That's ridiculous, how am I supposed to re... http://formspring.me/brianfelix/q/301794534
Q:do you remember me? i think we hooked up i lived in fl... A:How am I supposed to answer this? http://formspring.me/brianfelix/q/299995166
Q:Funny thing is I had the biggest crush on you since 10th grade when I wen... A:how flattering. http://formspring.me/brianfelix/q/299919940
@danecook "you should see my penis"
Cottonmouth + raisins = sex in your mouth
"Sandy! Remember me?! We had chemistry together and I tried to light a fart with the Bunsen burner and I..." http://tumblr.com/xgt7ck3f2