RT @YeahImAshley: Does anybody think of fruit anymore when they hear Blackberry or Apple?
PRO TIP: When you hear the word inches, prepare for a "That's what she said" joke, ie. "8 inches is too much for me," "That's what she said"
RT @omgthatssotrue: Green = Go / Red = Stop / Yellow = Speed the fuck up or you'll miss the light! #omgthatssotrue
@johnaugust what's the fee for?
RT @giromide: I've been sucked into watching Pregnant at 70. Creeped Out at 35.
Just got a discount for being mayor at @Starbucks.
RT @donttrythis: When someone photoshops a dog's mouth into a shark, it can't be unseen, & it'll haunt yr dreams. Enjoy! http://bit.ly/ ...
Photo: Rolling in Heads. May 2010 Paramus, New Jersey http://tumblr.com/xgta0mw6r
Iron Man 2 is so unrealistic. Do you really think Physicist knows how to fight?
@AYO_glasses it's so corny but it gets me everytime.