Your mom asked me, "What makes me a cougar?" I said, "Shuttup & keep sucking."
It smells like updawg in here...
I tried the "it smells like 'up-dog' in here" on my dad. He got pissed because he thought I was offending the smell of his car.
Fucking kids. I put up a hammock & they fucking jacked it from me.
RT @kevinrose: . @LeoDiCaprio's new movie Inception looks badass: http://bit.ly/cMTLtD (sidenote: he's new to twitter, follow him up)
Playing basketball in my Sperry Top-siders.
What do you do if you see a Google Street View Car? This, http://j.mp/9BznLa
Ask me something while I'm in line for Iron Man 2, start your questions with "Dear Brian,". http://formspring.me/brianfelix
@lexxxxxxxa haaaa, nice. I didn't believe we lived that close to each other until now.
Darren? Holy shit, remember me? We went to elementary school together. I'm glad to see you're using lotion on your knuckles & elbows.